Jimrock 2014 - Gangstas, Killas, and the Drug Dealors..: January 2014

For the second time in recent months, a giant sea creature has washed ashore in California. First it was a rare oarfish that had grown to a freakish 100-foot length. This time it was a giant squid measuring a whopping 160 feet from head to tentacle tip.

These giants look different but experts believe they share one important commonality: they both come from the waters near the Fukushima Dai-ichi Nuclear Power Plant in the Futaba District of Japan.

Scientists believe that following the 2011 disaster at the Fukushima Dai-ichi Nuclear Power Plant an unknown number of sea creatures suffered genetic mutations that triggered uncontrolled growth – or “radioactive gigantism.”

Unfortunately, this cadre of mutant giants seems to be drifting towards the continental U.S. Local officials in Santa Monica, CA – where the creature drifted ashore – tried to calm residents. “This creature appears to be deceased and even if alive only thrives in water,” said Santa Monica Parks Manager Cynthia Beard. “We intend to move the creature in pieces to Scripps Research Institute so that they can study it,” she noted.

Although not yet well understood, radioactive gigantism is said to result when radiation causes changes to the growth regulating portions of the DNA of affected organisms. When growth regulators fail to control cellular growth, an organism may reach many times its regular body size.

Local radioactive gigantism expert Santa Marino College biology professor Martin L. Grimm, PhD said that the nuclear disaster may have had some unintended benefits. “These creatures give us the chance to study radioactive gigantism,” he said. Grimm believes that harnessing radioactive gigantism may be like harnessing the atom to create atomic energy. “Imagine a tuna fish that could feed a city the size of Austin, Texas,” he said. “This is the possibility of radioactive gigantism.”

The big question – the story behind the story on the arrest of a Montgomery County man who was masquerading as a Drug Enforcement Administration agent is what has he done all this time with fake badge, fake cop car, fake federal agent credentials and real guns and real taser?

Authorities concede they don’t really know what David Webb – who was allegedly so good he even fooled other cops into letting him accompany them on raids – has been up to.

As a result, they are taking the unusual step of releasing photos of Webb as well as of the two cars he has driven – a 2003 Crown Victoria and a black 2011 Dodge Charger that were outfitted with police “interceptor packages” that include lights, radio, dashboard video cam, spotlight, etc.

In a few other photos provided to Narco Confidential Webb is even talking to school children. He’s wearing a watch cap, sunglasses and a raid jacket, along with a DEA T-shirt underneath.

Sources close to the investigation said the bogus DEA credential looks incredibly real as does the badge. He’s known to have pulled over motorists and given them warnings.

Where he has done all this is also unclear. There are plenty of stories of people wearing police gear and robbing crooks, drug traffickers, etc. There are no allegations of such behavior in this case.

He also had several law-enforcement patches that said U.S. Marshal Service. Complicating matters, he really seemed to know how to talk like a cop – he went through police training at the University of Houston Downtown and was briefly an officer in Roman Forest.

He roamed around in outlying counties where there are many officers scattered around from many different agencies and they are known to change jobs and places so often that it is not unusual for there to be some confusion about who is who and where they last worked, etc.

Webb had an added in as his legitimate job was running a kennel where he trained dogs in protection, tracking and sniffing out narcotics. There is some information that he even sold his trained dogs to police departments.

And so, authorities are asking the public to let them know if they know anything about Webb and his police playing activities. They ask anyone who came in contact with him to call 713-693-3182.

“It is important that the public understand that David Brian Webb is not an agent of the Drug Enforcement Administration,” said a statement released by the agency.